🍆💦49s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

SimulatedPrisonCraft

Artificial Intelligence, chance, Consciousness, Existence, existentialism, Imprisonment, Life, nonzero chance, philosophy, Possibility, Prison, Reality, Sentence, simulated reality, SimulatedPrisonCraft, simulation, simulation theory, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, virtual reality

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WONDERED IF YOUR LIFE IS JUST A SIMULATION? WELL, GUESS WHAT? ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN ESCAPE THAT SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE AND LIVE YOUR BEST BLOCKY LIFE!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! BUILD A CASTLE, FLY AROUND ON A PIG, OR EVEN BATTLE A GIANT CHICKEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! WHO KNOWS WHAT TREASURES YOU’LL FIND DOWN THERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE TODAY! #YOLO #BLOCKLIFE

PolyBirdsCraft

Animal Behavior, avian ecology, bird species, breeding, Evolution, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, faster evolution, Females, genetic diversity, mate choice, mating behavior, Monogamous, multiple males, PolyBirdsCraft, reproductive strategies, research, scientific study, Season, sexual selection, shorebird species

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so, like, come join our server, dude! we got all the shorebird species you could ever want! females breeding with multiple males? yep, we got that too! our server is evolving faster than any monogamous species out there, bro! join us and be a part of the craziest breeding frenzy in all of Minecraft history! who needs monogamy when you can have multiple partners in one season? come on, join the fun and see where evolution takes us next!

MonsterAIM › Minecraft Server 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Cases, Comfortable Modes, Delights of the Server, Friends, Honest Administration, MonsterAIM project., responsive administration, Shop, Starter Kit, Surcharge, Survival

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If you love Anarchy, Survival? ?Then come to us! Our server is ready to please you with its responsive, honest Administration and comfortable modes!? Thank you for choosing us)? IP: MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

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❤️ Soon you will meet other delights of the Server

?️️ And don’t forget your friends and the entire MonsterAIM project are waiting for you there!

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MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

Alter, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Eight Dog Chronicles, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Global Release Celebration, GRAND, Kyokutei Bakin, Main Interlude, mats, Minamoto-no-Tametomo, NA General, Nanmei Yumihari, Ooku, Order, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, Summoning Info, tsukihime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky!

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, including a new “Main Interlude: Ooku” quest where you can battle against evil mobs while rocking your best kimono skin. And don’t miss out on our Eight Dog Chronicles event, where you can summon legendary warriors like Kyokutei Bakin and Minamoto-no-Tametomo to fight by your side (or at least until they get blown up by a stray creeper).

Plus, our server has more resources than a fully stocked ender chest, with handy tools like a Coin Calculator to help you manage your virtual riches and a Damage Calculator to see just how much destruction you can cause with that enchanted diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your own epic adventure! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen and never trust a chicken with a TNT block.

RoonedCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, DEBT, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial emergency, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial meltdown, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggle, financial troubles, financial worries, Minecraft, money management, money problems, RoonedCraft, Server, struggling financially

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Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to unimaginable riches! Our virtual economy is so booming, even Bill Gates would be jealous. Say goodbye to your real-life money problems and hello to endless virtual wealth!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have tea parties with creepers. Our pixelated world is filled with endless adventures and surprises around every corner. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the game and leave all your financial woes behind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

bar, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, couples, Event, Friends, games, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s friends, Invitation, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, partner, Prizes, quality time, relationship, Server, socializing, TEAM, TICKETS

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.

Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?

Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Allowed, anger management, anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Bullies, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, infertility, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, self-care, sibling rivalry, societal pressure, support system, Therapy, Twins

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).

And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	250
New Chunks Explored:	362741	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Exclusive 49s Minecraft Servers

SimulatedPrisonCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

PolyBirdsCraft

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MonsterAIM › Minecraft Server 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

Stats November 22, 2024

RoonedCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Stats November 22, 2024

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

OverpricedCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Star Shards Collected:	185	Dragon Eggs Found:	7340

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	4474	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	224
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2