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Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3094
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3183
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	7383
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7759
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7922	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ores Mined:	8771	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Votes:	7856
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!