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Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchantments Applied:	60	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6239
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	New Chunks Explored:	794236
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1676
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dimension Hops:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mines Excavated:	3185
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1789
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchantments Applied:	209	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.