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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

493038646, advanced movement guide, autism speaks, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, character guides, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, invite anchor, Minecraft, new player guide, No Survivors Edition, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, stats tracker, Steam Friend ID, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3040
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – No Survivors Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Steam page that will blow your mind. And if you want to give feedback or report bugs, just head over to our forums where anything goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our character guides are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. And if you want to get in, just respond to the invite anchor with your Steam Friend ID. Don’t worry, you won’t be left out in the cold – unless you’re too autistic to accept a friend request.

To git gud on our server, all you have to do is do the tutorial, play in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play bot matches – they’re a real hoot.

And if you need more resources, we’ve got you covered. Check out our Stats Tracker, Unofficial Wiki, New Player Guide, and Advanced Movement Guide. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on No Survivors Edition and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the craziness that awaits you.

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4803	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	1347

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Votes:	4556	Farms Harvested:	772
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

big deal, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, double standards, emotional connection, emotions, hookup culture, Human nature, Intimacy, its just sex, love, Lust, Minecraft, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Server, sexual liberation, societal norms

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

AlreadyCrafted, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!

ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Clingy, ClingyCraft, communication breakdown, emotional response, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, feeling unwanted, feeling unwelcome, hurt feelings, immature behavior, leaving early, Minecraft, misunderstandings, rash decisions, seeking approval, seeking validation, Server, sister-in-law, Wedding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	140800	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!

OpinionCraft: AITA?

aita, Argument, birth control pill, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, condoms, Conflict Resolution, Contraception, Decision making, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, feelings, opinion, OpinionCraft, personal choice, PRESSURE, relationship, sex, Upset, young adults

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, determination, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, life goals, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, purpose, reason to live, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, well-being

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, fear not my friend, for I have found the ultimate reason to continue living – our insane Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

MythBustersCraft

common misconceptions, common myths, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking sex myths, MythBustersCraft, myths about sex, relationships, sex education, sex education myths, sex myths, sexual behavior, sexual beliefs, sexual education, sexual health, sexual health education, sexual misconceptions, sexual misconceptions debunked, sexual myths and facts, sexual stereotypes, Sexuality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	6311
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that will grant you unlimited diamonds if you can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Bunny, who will lead you on a quest to find the fabled Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

McRonaldsCraft: 30% Off!

Business Interruption, crisis management., customer experience, Customer Impact, fast food, Food Industry, Global Corporation, Japan, japan news, McDonalds, McRonaldsCraft, operational disruption, restaurant chain, Retail, Service Disruption, Store Closures, stores, supply chain disruption, Systems Outage, technology failure, technology issue

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?