| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4454 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 794 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Farms Harvested: | 835 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3797 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1157 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7771 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 470 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3228 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 177 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
