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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7800 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 606 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.
