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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6992 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.
So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?