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ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	74
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers stop to ask for directions [smp]

#addons, Atlas, better on bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, crossplay, Decisions, Directions, Discord, floor is lava, gameplay, ideas, java, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mini Games, more elytras, more-enchantments, more-shields, Players, Project, Server, smp, STOP, texture packs, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server

A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! Join today and experience a variety of addons and texture packs to enhance your gameplay experience.

Addons Used:

Better on Bedrock
Mini Blocks
More Enchantments
More Shields
More Elytras

Decisions are made based on player feedback and suggestions. Join the Discord server for more information and to contribute your ideas!

Join Today! Discord Server

We also offer a crossplay server for mini games, allowing both Bedrock and Java players to join in on the fun. Share your ideas for mini games on the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What addons are used on the server?	We use addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, and More Elytras.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are based on player feedback and suggestions.
Can Bedrock and Java players play together on the server?	Yes, we offer a crossplay server for mini games which allows both Bedrock and Java players to join.
How can I contribute my ideas for mini games?	Join the Discord server and share your ideas with the community.

PlapCraft Minecraft Server

kind of sound, Minecraft, PLAP, plap sound, plap sound is that, plap what kind, plap what kind of sound, plap what kind of sound is that, PLAPCraft, Server, Sound, sound is that, what kind, what kind of sound

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	5456	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up with the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll hear the magical sound of “Plap” every time you mine a diamond. Why? Because diamonds are so precious that they deserve their own special sound effect, of course!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new dragon friends and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re known for their killer dance moves.

RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP

arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, debate, Decision making, disagreements, Empathy, Ethics, Fairness, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Négotiation, Opinions, perspective, Principles, relationships, right, RighteousRumble, smp, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5357	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that will keep you on your toes, from a mischievous Enderman who loves to steal blocks to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society. And let’s not forget about the legendary showdown between the players who believe in building beautiful structures and those who just want to blow everything up with TNT.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what madness will ensue next!

HandlessLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, emotions, Empathy, Etiquette, Funeral, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, HandlessLove, Minecraft, mourning, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

ExWifeBabysitter420

blended family, childcare, co parenting, custody, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeBabysitter420, family dynamics, Grief, judgment, Kids, Loss, Memory, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stay at home mom, step-parenting, Support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1236	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

absurd excuse, ate, bizarre excuses, creative excuses, dumb excuses, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, far-fetched excuses, flimsy excuses, funny excuses, hilarious excuses, homework, lame excuses, laughable excuses, lava, outrageous excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, smp, strange excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses, weird excuses, worst excuses

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1617	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	248
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

CraftyLiesMC

cognitive distortion., CraftyLiesMC, denial, introspection, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-realization

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchantments Applied:	140
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4649	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

air violation, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime conflict, maritime security, military aggression, military presence, Minecraft, naval incursion, protest, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, territorial waters, Waters

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, Espionage, extradition, extradition treaty, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, madness, Maduro, Mercenaries, Mercenary, Military, political gifts, power dynamics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	151	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	189
Enchantments Applied:	122	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

HeartAttackRisk30, Lootcraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun