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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6789 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5706 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.
