🍆💦44. Trauma Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being the weakest link in your Minecraft server? Well, come join us where even Jiren, the strongest fighter in the universe, got his butt kicked and humiliated! Our players are so skilled, they make Jiren look like a noob with a wooden sword. Join now and show off your epic skills in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Who needs Ultra Instinct when you have our crazy community of Minecraft warriors? Join now and show Jiren who’s boss!

BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP

Bio technology, biological processes, brain activity, brain control, brain development, brain function, brain manipulation, brain research, brain technology, BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP, Cognitive science, de-fragging, growing brains, Hard Drive, neuroscience, remote technology, Sleep, sleep cycles, sleep patterns, sleep science, technology advancements

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about the joy of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your diamond armor? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living on the edge with us? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTinderMCServ

Ban, ban lifted, banned for, big corporation, CraftyTinderMCServ, DISRESPECTFUL, family account, Friend, google account, google voice, learned from it, misogynistic, not tight, opposite sides of the country, phone number, reaching out, supporting friend, terms of service, Tinder, unjustifiable ban

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s Tinder ban story? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like my friend trying to get back on Tinder after being banned. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft just like he’s trying to find love on the internet.

With crazy stories like this, you won’t be bored on our server. Plus, if you’ve ever been banned from a server before, you’ll fit right in with us. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidzAllowedMC

Babysitting, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, criticism, discipline, family, family harmony, gentle parenting, judgment, Kids, NoKidzAllowedMC, overreacting, parenting, personal values, relationships, Siblings, sister, time out, Trust

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Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero unsolicited parenting advice! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a land of blocky fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister judging your time-out techniques or your parents telling you to just let it go. Build your dream world without the drama, and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, join us and leave the family feuds behind. Who needs family harmony when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

TaxMoney4MinecraftSMP

cultural institutions, Defense, disaster relief, education, Environmental Protection, government spending, Healthcare, Infrastructure, job training programs, law enforcement, Parks and Recreation, poverty alleviation, public libraries, public schools, public services, public transportation, scientific research, social programs, TAXES, TaxMoney4MinecraftSMP, veterans benefits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that terrorize the land, participate in intense llama racing competitions where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning, and even embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny that grants unlimited potatoes for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft, where you can show off your best moves and compete for the title of Dance King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” challenge, where creativity knows no bounds (literally)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft? Come join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockBustersGuild

artists, BlockBustersGuild, Caregivers, Childcare providers, Educators, Engineers, environmentalists, Farmers, first responders, healthcare workers, Journalists, Legal professionals, mental health professionals, Nonprofit workers., public servants, researchers, scientists, social workers, teachers, Technicians, tradespeople

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Are you tired of being disrespected for your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server where we give mad props to all professions, even the lowly dirt diggers! We once had a dirt digger who dug so deep, they unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad villagers who threw emerald parties every night. So come join us and show off your profession with pride – whether you’re a farmer, builder, or even a chicken wrangler! You’ll be treated like royalty, or at least like a diamond-clad villager.

MaduroCraft: Air Force One Down!

Air, aircraft, diplomatic incident, force, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Maduro administration, Maduro regime, Maduro’s leadership, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, plane, political tensions, Politics, president, sanctions, Seizure, south america, travel ban, united states, US, Venezuela

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come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US government wants in on the action! they seized Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro’s plane just to try and find our secret base, but we’re too sneaky for them! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the FBI! don’t miss out on the most wild and wacky server around!

TacoCrafters

burger, Cheese, chop, Cooking, Creative, Culinary, Food, Fusion, ingredients, lettuce, Meal, onions, patty, recipe, slices, taco, TacoCrafters, tomato, tortilla, Unconventional, weird

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, you stumble upon a magical taco land. yep, you heard me right, TACO LAND.

this server is like no other, dude. you can build your own taco stand, trade tacos with other players, and even go on epic taco quests to find the legendary guacamole of power.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you collect all the taco ingredients scattered around the server, you can summon the almighty taco god who will grant you three wishes.

so, if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us in taco land for a wild and wacky adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll become the taco king of the server. tacos for everyone! 🌮🌮🌮

TikTok Teens Sleepless & Anxious

“Youth, addiction, adolescents, anxious, continuous addiction, craving, digital addiction, mental health, mental health issues, Obsession, repeated use, screen time, short-form videos, sleep problems, Sleepless, smartphone addiction, social anxiety, social media, Technology, teens, tiktok, video apps

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Yo, if you wanna escape the clutches of short-form video addiction and join a lit Minecraft server, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land where you can build epic castles, slay dragons, and make friends with pixelated pigs.

Forget about sleep problems and social anxiety, because on our server, you’ll be too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to even think about that stuff. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come join us and leave that TikTok addiction in the dust. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna go back to scrolling through endless videos of dancing teenagers. Let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Dragon Eggs Found:	7444	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchantments Applied:	142	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	6381	Dragon Eggs Found:	9698
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9786	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Unprecedented 44. Trauma Minecraft Servers

Welcome to The Cursed Doomlands, where the only mod is dealing with our chaotic players.

Stats November 22, 2024

Doomlands Server Overview

FAQ

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Pixel Saiyan Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BrainyRemoteMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyTinderMCServ

Stats November 22, 2024

NoKidzAllowedMC

Stats November 22, 2024

MaduroCraft: Air Force One Down!

Stats November 22, 2024

TacoCrafters

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Emeralds Found:	5871
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	228	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7