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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

athlete, Based, based retard, Biggest, biggest based retard, biggest in football, biggest in sports, biggest retard, controversial player, controversy, football, football controversy, football player, internet backlash, internet outrage, Minecraft, offensive language, public figure, retard, smp, social media, social media backlash, sports, sports controversy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	183	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crops Grown:	2697
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3604
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3546	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8829
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Votes:	2785
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	131572
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.