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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, cultural footwear traditions, flexible shoes, foot alignment, foot anatomy, foot care, foot health, foot health awareness, foot pain, foot problems, foot support, healthy footwear, Jewish invention, Minecraft, Narrow shoes, natural footwear, Server, shoe comfort, shoe design, shoe history, shoe technology, White Man, wide shoes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

andrade, bianca belair, Bronson Reed, camels, Carmelo Hayes, Chelsea Green, Cody Rhodes, crown, Crown Jewel, desert, gunther, IYO SKY, Jade Cargill, Jakara Jackson, jewel, Kairi Sane, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, Lash Legend, Liv Morgan, Minecraft, Nia Jax, Piper Niven, Randy Orton, Riyadh, Roman Reigns, seth rollins, smp, the usos, vlog, wwe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Emeralds Found:	679
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

esports, lol, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	701	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming organization for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. It was established by Riot Games and hosts professional tournaments and leagues around the world. Teams compete against each other for prize money and the chance to compete in major international events. LoL Esports has a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of viewers tuning in to watch matches online and in person.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

500727583, Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Content update, CraftyCraft, Draenei, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, Hag Edition, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Votes:	3574
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

bowing, devotion, FAITH, genuflecting, he kneeled, humility, humility in prayer, kneel, kneeling, Minecraft, PRAYER, prostration, religious devotion, religious practice, religious ritual, reverence, smp, SPIRITUAL, spiritual discipline, spiritual practice, Submission, SUPPLICATION, Worship

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

amateur cougar porn, autist, bad boy vibes, Boyfriend, CAR, Chads, Clueless, Crush, cucked, DATING, family friend, hang out, Kissing, Legal, Lust, Minecraft, movies, relationship, ruined, ruined relationship, Server, tall chad, tattoos, underage slut, Zoomer, zoomer chad

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3671
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood butterfly in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Animals Bred:	72
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRG.SKYBARS.ME

Why Do Some People Get So Mad Minecraft Server

anger, Anime, character pairings, controversial opinions, fan behavior, fan communities, fan reactions, Fandom, Hinata fans, Ichigo/Orihime, intense reactions, irrationality, mad, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto/Sakura, passionate fans, people, Preferences, Server, ship preferences, shipping, shipping wars

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of being attacked for having a different opinion on anime ships? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no ship-shaming policy! We even have a special area where you can build shrines dedicated to your favorite ship without fear of judgement. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to Ichigo/Orihime, you’ll receive special in-game powers that will make your enemies tremble in fear. So come join us and sail the seas of fandom without fear of being shipwrecked by haters!