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Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5094	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	165

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	196
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	138	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9731	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crops Grown:	2898
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	646	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4232	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!