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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9712 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.