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CraftyTradeWar

Afternoon, bilateral relations, Canada, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWar, Diplomacy, Economy, international relations, Leaders, morning, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, trade agreement, trade war, trudeau, trump, united states

join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are actually bffs and they settle all their beef through intense pvp battles in game. witness the drama unfold as they argue over who has the better diamond sword and who gets to build the biggest wall around their base. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. also, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a dragon named barry. come join the fun before the trade war breaks out and all hell breaks loose. #minecraftpolitics #trudeautrumpbffs #dragonbarry #tradebunker

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Psycho Rat Rave Server

2-5-dimethoxy-4-iodoamphetamine, addiction, animal testing, behavioral effects, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction, drug effects, Drug research, drug testing, experimental drugs, experimental treatments, heroin, laboratory animals, motivation, opioid crisis, psychedelic drug, Psycho, psychoactive substances, rat, Rats, rave, Server, study, substance abuse

Yo yo yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are like rats on a psychedelic trip? They be all like “nah man, I don’t need that heroin, I’m too busy building my epic base and slaying dragons in this wacky world!”
Join us on this mind-bending journey where the only drug we need is the rush of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Who needs heroin when you can be high on the thrill of exploring new lands and crafting insane contraptions?

Come on, don’t be a square! Join us on this wild ride and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the madness of this place, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the adventure begin!

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EarthSurvival

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EarthSurvival is a one-of-a-kind Minecraft Earth SMP server that brings the world to life with a custom 1:1500 scale Earth map. Players can claim land, build civilizations, and thrive in a vibrant, player-driven environment. Our server is packed with unique features, including fully custom items, tools, and armor, as well as custom GUIs that enhance gameplay and make every interaction seamless. With custom plugins, an engaging economy, and mechanics like raidable claims during wars, EarthSurvival delivers an immersive and competitive experience like no other. Join today and create your legacy on EarthSurvival!

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Vanilla cool Project server minecraft

Aternos, banner, Cool, image, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Project, Server, server description, server hosting, server photo., server rating, serving, sSSTAC3, Vanilla, vanilla project

serving server can be online even if it is written that it is offline and go only through the IP sSSTAC3.ATERNOS.Me is the right ip!
SSTAC3.aternos.me

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Adventure Storytime Volume 2 1.21.2

1.21.2, 275810710, Adventure, Anime, CONTINUED, diamond is unbreakable, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, Joestar family, jojo’s bizarre adventure, last thread, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, Morioh Town, part 4, shonen jump, stand users, storytime, Volume, Volume 2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban trolls with their mighty ban hammer of justice!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of the jukebox!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares?! YOLO, amirite?!

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BroMoneyBattles

AITAH, BroMoneyBattles, brother, budgeting, car repairs, Enabling, family, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, lending money, money management, personal finance, phone bill, refusing to lend money, savings, selfish, sibling dynamics, trip savings, unexpected expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.
On our server, you can build your own virtual savings account and watch it grow while dodging requests for loans from your in-game family members. Will you be the responsible saver who plans ahead, or will you be the reckless spender who blows all their diamonds on a fancy pickaxe?

Join us now and show your family that you’re not just a blocky bank for them to withdraw from whenever they please. And remember, on our server, the only unexpected expenses you’ll encounter are creeper explosions and zombie invasions! So come on in and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy virtual world together.

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MineCraftyWives: Happy & Secure!

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Contentment, emotional connection, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, married women, MineCraftyWives, Partnership, reddit, relationship, satisfaction, Secure, SECURITY, Stability, Support, Trust

Are you tired of your boring married life and looking for some excitement? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pixelated blocks. So leave your real-life problems behind and escape to a world where anything is possible – including finding happiness and security in your virtual marriage!

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UNRageCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, funding, global affairs, Human Rights Council, human rights violations, international organizations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian refugees, Politics, sanctions, Server, UN, united nations, united states, UNRageCraft, UNRWA, US, Withdrawal

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we do crazzy stuff like build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle. we got unicorns and dragons roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into the sunset.
we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of ninja turtles.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding and protect you from creepers.

so why wait? join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server in the universe!

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CraftyCrafters

alcohol imports, alcohol industry, alcohol trade, American liquor, Canadian provinces, contracts, CraftyCrafters, cross-border agreements, economic impact, foreign policy, government policy, import regulations, international relations, new brunswick, North American trade, political decisions, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade restrictions, US relations

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got dragons riding pigs, and llamas wearing top hats. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.
if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil bunnies. yeah, you heard me right. evil bunnies. they’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, and only you can stop them.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s lit. literally. there are torches everywhere.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. it’s said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. but be careful, because the potato has a mind of its own.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Light Dimension Adventures

Adventures, DIMENSION, dimensional analysis, Dimensions, Experiment, experimental science, Light, light dimensions, light experiment, light study, multidimensional light, Quantum, quantum dimensions, quantum experiment, quantum light, quantum physics, quantum revelation, Quantum science, Science, sciencealert, scientific discovery

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where light exists in like a million dimensions? like, u can build ur own crazy dimension and rule over it like a boss! imagine all the funky creatures u can find in those dimensions, like rainbow unicorns and flying tacos! plus, our server has the most lit parties in the multiverse, with DJ Enderman droppin’ sick beats all night long. so come join us and let’s get weird together in this quantum experiment gone wild!

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