40s

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

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BoomerCraft: What We Forgot in Our 20s

20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, Adulthood, BoomerCraft, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, Forgot, future planning, goal-setting, health and wellness, investing in oneself, learning from mistakes, life lessons, mental health awareness, personal growth, relationships, self-care, Time management, work-life balance

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of young whippersnappers on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for the seasoned players in their 30s, 40s, and 50s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player on our server who was in their 50s. They had been playing Minecraft since before it was cool (yeah, we’re talking alpha days). One day, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that no one else had discovered. They became the richest player on the server and built a mansion made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, showing off their blinged-out crib to anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players in their 40s facing off in a duel to the death, armed with nothing but wooden swords and a lifetime of gaming experience. It’s like watching a medieval showdown, but with more references to 80s pop culture.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs youngsters when you have a community of seasoned pros who know all the secrets of the blocky world? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

19, 40s, age difference, alone, Chads, CraftyChads, crazy, creepy, cubes, disdain, disturbed, Friends, gym, gym trainer, IMO, Kid, Lesbian, Pathetic, STARING, Training, training alone, Virgin, Wife

Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

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StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

Covert, criminal, detective, following, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, private investigator, Shadowing, Sleuth, Spying, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Surveillance, suspicious, suspicious behavior, unauthorized, unauthorized surveillance, undercover, Unethical, Unlicensed

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

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Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

club, Community, DIMENSION, Economy, Events, Faster, friendliness, Geophilic, Hardware, hermitcraft, in-game VOIP, LGBTQ, LOCKED, Minecarts, Mix, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, setup, Shops, smp, sprinkle, stony cliffs, Tweaks, Vanilla, VIBES, webmap
About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 8GB (32GB total)

Location San Jose, California, United States

Platform Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks
Notable Mods/Datapacks
Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.
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