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CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8032
Zombie Dances:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, brotherhood, Chapter 270, Chapter 271, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, countdown, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Jujutsu, Jujutsu Society, Manga, Minecraft, plot twist, Powers, Reveal, SAVIOR, Saviour, Server, Societys, Supernatural, the one

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

The Terumi Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, terumi, Terumi Female vocalist, Terumi J-pop artist, Terumi Japanese singer

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3733	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Terumi for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!

PawsOffMyCouchMC

emotional support animal, friendship boundaries, furniture damage, Home decor, mental health support, PawsOffMyCouchMC, pet behavior, pet behavior consequences, pet care, pet damage prevention, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner boundaries, pet owner communication, pet owner compromise, pet owner expectations, pet owner responsibility, pet owner rights, pet training, pet-friendly gatherings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…but also the importance of protecting your virtual furniture!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!

MineMotivation

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, hard work pays off, inspiration, MineMotivation, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	521	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?

YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server

Accountability, charges, children, Conflict, extremism, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, prosecution, Server, Sweden, Syria, Terrorism, Torturing, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiWarCrimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a woman who charges with war crimes for torturing yazidi women and children in syria! but don’t worry, she’s just here to build epic bases and slay dragons with us! who knew war criminals could be so good at minecraft?? join now for a chance to team up with our resident war criminal and dominate the virtual world together! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!