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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1804 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?