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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7396 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one player even asked for a lifetime supply of pizza and got it!
So why waste your time being a grown up when you can join our Minecraft server and live in a world of endless possibilities and pure hilarity? Come join us and say goodbye to adulting forever!