400MHOUR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Handless Reminders MC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to write reminders on your hand again! our server is so lit, you will be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to even remember what day it is! forget about boring old cell phones, come join us and experience a whole new level of reminder efficiency! plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly like a majestic unicorn! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

#BioMasc, #fighterjets, #HateWomen, #MaleDiscussion, #MaleSpace, #ManlyTopics, #MenOnly, #NoDegenerates, #NoFemalesAllowed, #NoFemoids, #NoTrannies, CraftyChicks, films, Gaming, Minecraft, Music, nona, Orbiters, Politics, Safespace, Server, sports, weightlifting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Alien Abductions:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	104	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	571	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Votes:	7832	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5188
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!