🔥40 years in prison isn’t enough Minecraft Servers

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Pay2PlayFamLunch

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about who’s paying the bill. Plus, we have a special “Inconsiderate Comment” mini-game where you can practice your quick thinking skills in case you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like this. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

JoyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is missing a little something? Like, maybe a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots out diamonds instead of rainbows? Or how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Well, look no further because our server has all that and more!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the goal is to pass around a lit TNT block like a hot potato before it explodes. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyLoveFever

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	238
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

When you fell in love with our Minecraft server, it was like getting hit by a Creeper explosion – unexpected and exhilarating! Our server is like a diamond pickaxe in a sea of stone, shining brightly and ready to help you mine your way to victory.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombies, where the only way to survive is to build the most epic fortresses imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found everything from enchanted golden apples to rare diamond armor.

But the real reason to join our server? The community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional Minecraft family, always ready to lend a hand or prank each other with TNT traps. So come join us and see why falling in love with our server is the best decision you’ll ever make!

CashierCraft: Stand for Chairs!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	89
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this server and u get to sit while u play. no more standing for hours on end, bro. we got chairs for u cashiers out there. we’re all about that comfort life, ya know? come join us and chillax while u mine and build and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to dance and now he’s like the life of the party. u gotta see it to believe it, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the chair crew. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

Broomstix: The Land of Flying Cats, Enchanted Brooms, and Lazy Sundays!

bartering, brooms, Broomstix, Cats, Economy, Enchanted, flying, Grief, HARD, integration, Land, Lazy, market, Nether, Private messaging, PvP, pvp arena, Server shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Items Found:	7588
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether
In-game private messaging, homes, and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Bedrock and Java accounts?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: What difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to hard difficulty.

Q: Are there any custom features on this server?

A: Yes, the server has custom enchantments, free fly on Sundays, ProtectionStones for land claiming, and more.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

A: You can join the Discord server provided in the overview for voice channels and community interaction.

Q: Are there any special events or rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards, as well as an exclusive PvP arena with keep inventory.

Blocky Black Ones Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than BLACK ONES! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined BLACK ONES and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who offer valuable quests and rewards. Rumor has it that one player even managed to ride a flying pig through the portal and return with a magical bacon sword!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless laughs and adventures, look no further than BLACK ONES. Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.

3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?

LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	172500	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden keys in a virtual world! Just like the delivery guy who couldn’t get in because of locked doors, you’ll have to use your wits to find the keys and unlock new adventures.

But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!

DadRetirementDeniedLOL

adult child relationships, alcoholic parent, communication breakdown, DadRetirementDeniedLOL, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibilities, funding retirement, generational differences, housing options, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, narcissistic parent, parental expectations, parenting decisions, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	6149	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending math class? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).