We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!
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Join our server and never worry about mining for resources or building your own base again. Our generous players will gladly give you everything you need, all you have to do is ask!
Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who expected gas money for driving to see his girlfriend, our players are always looking for ways to get compensated for their efforts. But don’t worry, we have a strict no gas money policy on our server – everything is free!
So come join us and experience the most entitled and ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just demand compensation for every little thing? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of entitled Minecraft players!
