4. overcoming despair Minecraft Servers

4. overcoming despair

  • Keep Crafting: The Minecraft SMP

    Keep Crafting: The Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most beastly Minecraft SMP of all time, where dreams and creeper explosions collide in a whirlwind of LOLZ! Seriously, if your life has been duller than a wooden sword in a kiddie pool, this server is your chance to resurrect your existence like a zombie in the moonlight!

    First off, let’s talk about the HISTORY. This isn’t just any SMP; legend has it that this server was crafted by the gods of the Diamond, overseen by an ancient dragon named Sir Blocky McBlocksface. He once breathed fire on a stack of cobblestones, and BOOM – instant Nether portal! Now, the very land you walk on could be where Steve faced off against Steve Jr. in the ultimate slap fight for a diamond pickaxe that grants +10 to "Not Dying Ever." Yeah, it’s THAT serious.

    But wait, have you ever wanted to have your own pet llama named Llama-ron-Burr? Well, guess what? We have Llama-athon Tuesdays where every llama you tame automatically gets a unicycle and just rolls around spitting out wool, because why wouldn’t they? And if you can beat the llama at it’s own game of llama hopscotch, you’re granted the honor of riding it into battle against the Ender Dragon ON A UNICORN!

    Now let’s address the chaos: Quest for the Lost Chicken Nugget! Join us in searching for the mythical nugget that grants you unlimited McChickens — but beware, because there’s a chance you’ll encounter the vengeful ghost of a Minecraft player who dissapeared while trying to mine obsidian with a wooden shovel. He haunts the nether, trading enchanted “I’m Still Not Afraid” potions for your very soul. HILARIOUS!

    Enjoy bedwars? Here, we have who-can-sleep-first where we take turns trying and failing (mostly failing) to sleep in beds that explode like they’re in a Michael Bay movie. Yes, yes, it’s true — you haven’t lived until you have been blasted right into the stratosphere by a runaway bed that thought it could fly! SO MUCH LAUGHTER!

    And there’s ALIEN INVASIONS on Wednesdays. Yeah, you heard me! We’ve got angry little enderman-like creatures that come from the depths of the End, trying to steal your diamonds and replace them with broccoli! What kind of madness is that? The only way to stop the invasion is to bribe them with a sacred recipe for Minecraft Cake, made of sugar and despair!

    So, why still be alive, ya ask? Because nowhere else can you make a diamond sword out of existential dread and then fight an army of evil Tony the Tigers who want to steal your cereal! Forget therapy — grab your pickaxe, wear your best diamond armor, and join this SMPLY outrageous adventure! You might still question your life choices, but at least you’ll do it surrounded by people who understand that every block placed is one step closer to not being eaten by giant pixelated spiders. 😂

    DON’T MISS OUT — join us now, or else you might get turned into a snowman in the middle of a lava lake! Who needs a reason to live when you have a reason to BLOCK? 🏰🎉💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DiamondStack

    DiamondStack

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival server, anarchy, few basic plugins that modify some game play.

    diamondstack.duckdns.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sdggamingnetwork

    Sdggamingnetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    | >>-Welcome to SDGGAMINGNETWORK-<< | ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

    Feel free to chill in our discord server. It has many things to offer! like: server emojis, rules, , active staff/chat, friendly members, Nice channel list with our own bots and Partners are always open!! IP: sdggamingnetwork.falix.gg | (Java) 1.16 – 1.19+ Cracked Always active everyday. We have a very friendly community where we can all make friends and have a lot of fun. Everyone is allowed to join! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

    【Modded】 (We added cool stuff for you and your friends to enjoy)

    【Servers】 (We have a Lifesteal server well setup)

    【Sethomes】 (We use this to get back to your home easily)

    【Cracked】 (TLauncher and premium players can join)

    【Login Security】 (We have this to keep your account protected)

    【Tpa and rtp】 (We use this to teleport to friends!)

    【Best Performance】 (Removes lag from the server by removing items mobs etc.) And many more to discover!

    Hi Guys In This Server You Guys Will Get Many thing Join Discord For More Info ;- https://discord.gg/umUG6k5u7p

    sdggamingnetwork.falix.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Prestige Gaming

    Prestige Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are an MCMMO JAVA Survival 1.14 server. With Towny plugin, you will be able to buy a plot in either the Admin/Player created towns or start your own Town or Nation! Become a Mayor or a King. Earn money selling a property and taxing property! The server also has edited mobs. They get more powerful the further you travel from spawn, and the more powerful they are-the better the drops! We have bosses with their own mechanics and drops in the server as well! We currently have four bosses in the server with more on the way! You can use /home and /spawn to get around on the server. There is also a teleport room for different cities. With McMMO you can train skills, and train/summon horses as well. Come check us out and join our awesome community!

    mc.prestigegaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KyoxKraft – Skyblock

    KyoxKraft – Skyblock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fun skyblock and pvp server cheap ranks, and amazing community and staff. CUSTOM SKYBLOCK AND SALE for the holidays! Join today for some amazing skyblock with island top rewards.

    158.69.116.74:25617

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP