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Dub City Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5903
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	4246	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

#supercomputer, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Biggest, BUILD, cancer research, computational power, cure cancer, data analysis, dont, future technology, innovation, machine learning, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, Quantum, quantum AI, quantum computing, quantum supercomputer, research, science questions, scientific advancements, scientific discovery, smp, Technology, worlds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	6903
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

brand competition, brand image, brand loyalty., brand recognition, brand reputation, controversial statements, Crafty, Cunt, customer opinions, customer satisfaction, derogatory terms, food preferences, insults, long tail tags, marketing strategies, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, pizza industry, pizza preferences, popular pizza brand, public perception, Server, you’re a cunt

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6559
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

bathroom, cleanliness, contamination, Dangerous, health hazards, health risks, healthy risks, hygiene, infection control, Minecraft, Plumbing, public health, public restrooms, safety risks, sanitation, sanitation guidelines, sanitation practices, smp, stop using, TOILET, toilet safety, toilets, troubles, waste management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	552400
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	2794
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

career decisions, Decision making, determination, Epic, Fauna, Faunas, future plans, hololive, INDEPENDENCE, indie, learning experiences, life choices, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving on, next chapter, perseverance, personal growth, regrets, Self Discovery, Server, success, support system, worst decisions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

better luck, better luck next time, big, big chuuba, cee, chuuba, dee, Dee Em Cee, female streamers, Gaming, HEEYAH, known retard, learning the game, LUCK, Minecraft, new toy, new toy spam, obligateed, Play, play the games, smp, Spam, Streamers, Stringer spam, try learning, video games, weeks pass

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

agricultural transformation, agriculture technology, business evolution, family business, family legacy, Family Values, Farmers, farming heritage, farming innovation, generational business, innovation in agriculture, Minecraft, mom’s maiden name, rural development, rural entrepreneurship, Server, small business success, small farmer family, soil company, soil management, sustainable farming practices, tech company, technology integration

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Items Found:	2382	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

Adventure, amazing music, clocktower, COOLEST, coolest shit, discovery, emotional, Epic, Fly Around, Gaming, Hidden Gem, INTENSE, KH1, kingdom hearts, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nuts, smp, Soul, Soundtrack, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	4111

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

Assistance, Budget, Charitable, Closure, Conclusion, DEADLINE, ending, finance, financial aid, financial support, funding, Fundings, grant, Minecraft, MONEY, Nonprofit, organization, philanthropy, Resources, Server, Support, Termination, tfw

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).