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Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

Annoying Pervert Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying pervert, annoying pervert I hate, annoying pervert I hate this, hate, hate this, hate this annoying, Minecraft, pervert, pervert I hate, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky perverts on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-pervert policy. We once had a pervert try to join, but our resident llama spit on him and sent him running for the hills. So if you’re looking for a safe and pervert-free environment to play in, come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any creepy encounters.

Why Didn’t Dems Steal It? Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, democrats, Dems, Didnt, dirty politics, dishonesty, election fraud, election integrity, election interference, Minecraft, political corruption, political games, political manipulation, political scandals, political strategy, political tactics, power struggle, rigged election, Server, steal, stolen election, unethical behavior, voter fraud, voter suppression

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	8421	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Democrats couldn’t resist stealing our diamonds! That’s right, our server is so full of riches and treasures that even the most corrupt politicians couldn’t resist trying to get their hands on them.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.

So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!

Trans Minecraft SMP Jacking Chuds

Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, double standards, fetishization, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Hypocrisy, internet culture, jacking, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, sexual objectification, Sexualization, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Trans, trans girls, transphobic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	767

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Mods – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Crafty, Curseforge, Feedback, general FAQ, inspiration, legacy accounts, Minecraft, minecraft mods, Minecraft projects, minecraft servers, mod-making guides, Modded minecraft, modding, modpack recommendations, modpack updates, modpacks, Mods, optimization mods, Resources, Server, server authentication, starship edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Starship Edition! Join us for some out-of-this-world modded Minecraft fun. We discuss everything from modpacks to build ideas, and if you’re working on your own mod or pack, be sure to keep us updated for some intergalactic feedback!

In some breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated. But fear not, we have some top-secret links that will allow you to continue playing without a pesky M$ account. It’s like a covert mission to keep the Minecraft dream alive!

Looking to play modded Minecraft right now? Check out our top-secret download links that will have you exploring new galaxies in no time. And don’t forget to grab some mods from our underground sources to enhance your gameplay experience.

And for those who have been shafted by M$, we have a top-secret authentication option that will allow you to [multi]play without any interference. It’s like a cloak of invisibility for your Minecraft experience!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey through the stars with your fellow Minecraft astronauts. And remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ores Mined:	1573

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
Crops Grown:	6881	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5093	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	7381	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	725527
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!