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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5171 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.