We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.
Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.
Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.
Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?
Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?
So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!