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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2807 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!