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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

142810555, amusement, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Community, CraftyPants, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, number, ONLINE, post, Random, Server, social media, Thread, User

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas have black belts in karate and are not to be messed with.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

4. We have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll dodge fireballs and ghasts while trying not to lose your lunch. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

BlockbusterCraft Minecraft Server

BlockBusterCraft, cinematic experience, cinematic inspiration, favorite movie, film analysis, film appreciation, film enthusiasts, film industry, film inspiration, film recommendation, Minecraft, motivational film, movie buffs, movie characters, movie discussion, movie genres, movie inspiration, movie lovers, movie magic, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was inspired by the greatest movie of all time – Sharknado! That’s right, imagine a world where sharks rain from the sky and you have to build shelter to survive. Join our server for a truly unique and jaw-dropping experience. Who needs boring old inspiration when you can have flying sharks in Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Sharknado apocalypse!

CraftyTimeTravelers

advice, aspirations, CraftyTimeTravelers, Curiosity, dreams, future self, goals, hindsight, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, motivation, personal growth, question.., Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!

CholinergicCraft

brain disorders, brain function, cholinergic deficiency, CholinergicCraft, cholinesterase inhibitors, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dopamine levels, hallucination causes, hallucination management, medical advancements, Medical research, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, treatment options, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8541	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanPillCraft, Anonymity, Blackpilled, controversial opinions, cyber culture, dark humor, Despair, digital subcultures, disillusionment, edgelord, internet anonymity, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, nihilism, Online Community, online forums, pessimism, Poster, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	4380
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	531787	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!