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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6987 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!