3GLaDOS – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Boogaloo: ‘Oshi no Ko’ Edition

akane, Anime, blocky, Boogaloo, dark secrets, Edition, family drama, Kana-chan, loyalty, Manga, Manipulation, Mystery, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, ownership, personal property, Possession, psychological thriller, relationships, Revenge, Supernatural powers, Suspense, Tragedy

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kana-chan and Akane. Kana-chan is actually Akane’s personal property – yes, you heard that right! Akane stumbled upon Kana-chan while mining for diamonds and decided to keep her as a pet. Now, Kana-chan follows Akane around everywhere, causing all sorts of mischief and mayhem. But don’t worry, you can join the server and help Akane keep Kana-chan in line (good luck with that)! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden all over the server filled with rare items and diamonds. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the craziness of Kana-chan and Akane’s adventures!

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Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

Addictive, autists, Automation, BUILD, complex, Crafty, creativity, efficiency, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, indie, LOGISTICS, lol, madness, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, puzzle, Resource Management, Sandbox, simulation, strategy, teamwork

Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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OrdiCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, clan system, Community, competitive, Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, leveling up, mineral protections, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading zone, unique kits, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual shop

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of game modes	Can feel overwhelming for new players
Regular updates and new content	Potential for lag due to high player count
Active community and events	Some game modes may not be as popular or well-maintained

OrdiCraft

Pros	Cons
Creative and unique features	Smaller player base may lead to less activity
Specialized gameplay experience	Limited game modes compared to larger servers
Custom content and rewards	Potential for slower updates and new content
Closer-knit community	Less variety in player skill levels

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for new players?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes ranging from beginner-friendly to more advanced, allowing new players to find their preferred gameplay style.

What makes OrdiCraft different from other Minecraft servers?

OrdiCraft offers unique features such as a virtual shop, trade zones, special crates, custom bosses, and more, providing a specialized and immersive gameplay experience.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, while OrdiCraft may have a smaller but more closely-knit community.

Are updates more frequent on Hypixel or OrdiCraft?

Hypixel tends to have more regular updates and new content releases compared to OrdiCraft, which may prioritize quality over quantity in updates.

Trap-tastic Minecraft Madness

Bars, DATING, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Frustration, Gay, GRINDR, hookup, hookup culture, Lgbt, location, madness, Minecraft, online dating, search, sex, sexual orientation, taboo, Traps, Traptastic

Are you tired of searching for traps to mess with on Grindr? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for finding all the traps you could ever want! Our virtual world is filled with secret hideouts, mysterious dungeons, and plenty of surprises around every corner. Join now and start your quest to find the most epic traps in all of Minecraft! Who needs gay bars when you have our server to fulfill all your trap-finding desires?

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Crafty Trump’s Corruption: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

abuse of power, Accountability, Corruption, Crafty, Democracy, Ethics, Government, Greed, Hypocrisy, illegal, IMPEACH, investigation, Justice, law, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, scandalous, Server, transparency, trump, Trumps, Unethical

Are you tired of dealing with corrupt politicians in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only corruption you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is so clean, even Trump would be jealous. Build your dream world without the fear of shady deals or backdoor politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Join now and experience a world where the only scandal is when someone builds a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of town square.

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SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Ghouls Haunt Your Blocks!

BIZARRE, blocks, Country, creepy, eerie, encounter, ghost, Ghosts, Ghouls, Haunt, Haunting, Inexplicable, Mysterious, OTHERWORLDLY, Paranormal, Phenomenon, Spirits, spooky, spookycraft, strange, Supernatural, supernatural experience, unexplained, UNUSUAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen! Join us if you dare for a spine-tingling adventure through haunted forests and cursed caves. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Herobrine himself! So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a scare, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the mobs is the lag (just kidding, our server is actually super fast). Join now for a hauntingly good time!

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CraftyCreeperCraze – Where Mahjong meets Minecraft madness!

abema.tv, booru, CraftyCreeperCraze, Document, ED, forms, FRIDAY, interested, JST, Kaiji ED, league V, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, meets, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, registration, repo, sheet, Sings, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, watch

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and intense competitions. Forget about building houses and farming crops, it’s all about mastering the art of mahjong on our server.

But that’s not all, we also have a booru filled with hilarious mahjong memes and a league that will put your skills to the test. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even participate in our epic Kaiji ED singing competition.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft fun. Who knew mahjong could be this exciting?

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Chunk Error SMP VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, America, Community, Diverse, Engaging, Enhanced, Europe, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, motivation, multiplayer, Quests, smp, Social, Structures, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

Chunk Error SMP	Hypixel
Pros	Pros
Enhanced vanilla SMP experience	Large variety of mini-games and game modes
Welcoming community with diverse player base	Active player base with millions of players
Daily quests and achievements to keep players engaged	Regular updates and events
New and improved structures to explore	Custom plugins and features

FAQ

Question: Is Chunk Error SMP suitable for solo players?	Question: How does Hypixel differ from other servers?
Answer: Chunk Error SMP offers a welcoming community that is great for solo players to join and interact with other players. Daily quests and achievements also provide solo activities.	Answer: Hypixel stands out with its large variety of mini-games and game modes, as well as regular updates and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Question: Can I play with friends on Chunk Error SMP?	Question: What is the player base like on Hypixel?
Answer: Yes, you can definitely play with friends on Chunk Error SMP and explore the new and improved structures together.	Answer: Hypixel has millions of players, providing a vibrant and active player base for you to join and enjoy the games with.

WTF Minecraft Madness

bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, madness, Minecraft, Questioning, seriously, shock, unexpected, unexpected events, What Happened, what in tarnation, what in the world, What on Earth, what the blazes, what the deuce, what the devil, what the dickens., what the heck, what the hell, WTF

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land: ‘Is this the best we can do?’

Adventure, best, Crafty, doubt, Excellence, growth, Improvement, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, Potential, progress, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-assessment, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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