| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8676 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1627 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4580 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4753 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2694 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8888 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 761 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1993 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 8482 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2184 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9962 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2678 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6620 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 143 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
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