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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6059

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6461
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2923

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Animals Bred:	191	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	3556	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	8149	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8108	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magic Items Found:	8381	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6260

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	4720
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer