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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3988 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.
But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.
Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!
