37. Unspoiled Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

Awareness, controversy, CraftyMamas, digital awareness, Digital culture, digital literacy, internet culture, internet memes, media awareness, Meme culture, MemeFree, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online trends, rape, rape meme, Server, social awareness, Social Issues, social media, trending topics, Ui mama, viral content, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	New Chunks Explored:	347561
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

awkward marriage proposal, awkward proposal, bad marriage proposal, CraftyLoveMC, cringeworthy proposal, embarrassing marriage proposal, embarrassing proposal, funny proposal story, marriage proposal disaster, marriage proposal disaster story, marriage proposal fail, marriage proposal gone wrong, marriage proposal horror story, marriage proposal mishap, marriage proposal nightmare, marriage proposal rejection, terrible marriage proposal, terrible proposal, worst marriage proposal, worst proposal ever, worst proposal experience

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3330	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	220	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5837	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	266575
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Votes:	3514
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	129956

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!