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CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1882
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6695
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Votes:	9076	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	799

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	136
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1950	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	7800
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!