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FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, Communication, communication skills, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, France, French, FrenchFriesCraft, international travel, language barrier, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, oui, Paris, Players, Ride, Riding, Summer, travel, travel concerns, worries

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	161
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

collectors edition, Crafty, CREEPERS, early access, Exclusive content, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming deals, Gaming news, gaming updates., limited edition, must-have games, New Release, PC Gaming, pre order, pre-order bonuses, preorder, upcoming games, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	565746
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5955
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

attractive, beauty, BLONDE, Blondies, CLASSY, controversial, Crafty, desire, double standards, empowerment, feminism, hot, judgment, Lust, meets, Minecraft, objectification, Perception, Provocative, sexual, Sluts, society, Stereotypes, taboo, TRASHY

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8591	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	2585	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

Adventure, aids, Anime, Author, Baki, Cancer, defeated, Dialogs, Drugs, Earth, ebola, Epic, Implications, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Server, strength, Stronger, stronger than anything, us military, yujiro, Yuujiro, Yuujiros

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3647
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

adult content, adult film, cropped gif, culprit, dildo, discovery, explicit, explicit content, Find, Help, Identification, investigation, Mystery, NSFW, pornography, REVEALING, Sauce, SauceQuest, search, sexual activity, sucking cock, Uncovering

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4953	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros in 3 Easy Steps!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, EASY, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, steps, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crops Grown:	9233	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the laughter you’ll experience!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

BoomerCraft: Where 30 is the New 10

30 years old, age milestones, BoomerCraft, career development, finding purpose, goal-setting, inner strength, late bloomer, Life Changes, life transitions, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, resilience, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-doubt, societal expectations, starting over, Time management

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Divine Spears Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft as an adult? Well, fear not, because on our server, being 30 years old is the perfect age to join! In fact, we have a special “30 and Fabulous” club where players over 30 get exclusive perks like diamond armor that never breaks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever!

Crafty GOP Mine: Where even creepers have better work ethics than politicians

BIAS, class struggle, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, CREEPERS, debate, discrimination, Economy, Ethics, gop, Government, hate, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Labor, Partisan, political parties, politicians, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, wages, work, Working Man

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of politics getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all talk of politics and replaced it with epic building competitions and treasure hunts! Join us and leave the political drama behind as you embark on wild adventures with fellow players who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and leave those pesky political debates in the dust!