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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9214 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 9657 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!