3554 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Farms Harvested:	857

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	293	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	6496	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2905	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!