3500u Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4406	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5351
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	113	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	454645	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7828
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	634374
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?