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OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

Minecraft Mosque

be christian, be muslim, Burn, Christianity, Cockroach, Eternity, FAITH, FREEZE, helheim, Hell, Hinduism, lack of faith, Minecraft, mosque, odin, odinism, Party, Reincarnation, Religion, Thor, true religion, winning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate religious showdown! Choose your faith and prepare to face the consequences in the afterlife – whether it’s burning in Christian hell, freezing in Helheim with Thor and Odin, or getting reincarnated as a cockroach in Hinduism. There’s no winning, but there’s definitely a lot of laughs to be had! So come on in and see which religion will come out on top in this epic battle of beliefs.

RandomCraft: Where Dance Parties Erupt Out of Nowhere!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for epic random dance sequences out of nowhere! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your character breaks out into the Macarena! It’s like a flash mob, but in Minecraft! Why is this so common on our server, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things wild and wacky at all times. So come join us for a dance party like no other, and who knows, you might even find some diamonds while you’re at it!

2ManyTotallyMinecrafters – We’ve Got All The Packs & Ages Except For Wisdom

2ManyTotallyMinecrafters, AFKDisplay, AGES, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks 3×3, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, packs, Semi Vanilla, Weve, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	1.20.1
Features	Datapacks, Whitelist, Discord, Hermitcraft-like
Age Requirement	21+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC Minecraft server.

2. Are there any specific mods or datapacks used on the server?

Yes, the server utilizes a variety of datapacks and fabric mods to enhance gameplay. See the lists provided for more information.

3. What are the rules of the server?

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Chat is English only
Non-Destructive Pranks are allowed
Spawn area is for a spawn town
Bases must be built 250 blocks away from Spawn
No duping except for specific items
No combat logging
No taking items/griefing from ruin sites
No hacking or hacked clients
Respect others’ builds and items

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, interested players are required to fill out an application form provided in the server description on Discord.

Crafty Fortnite Fools

Chapter 5 Season 3, Competitive Details, Crafty, Crash the Party, Epic, Epic Tracks, FESTIVAL, Fools, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Free Outfit, homebase.., Hotfix, lego, Leveling Pace, Mission Alerts, Pro Bass, Pro Lead, Quests, rocket racing, Saeko, Season XP, Shop, Stats, stw, Survive the Horde, wrecked

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Votes:	2079
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with insane quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Join us and crash the party in Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts for a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling creepers and zombies?

Earn XP at a pace that will make your head spin, and embark on mission alerts that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on our Rocket Racing – play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you screaming for more!

But wait, there’s more! Our Fortnite Festival v30.00 will have you rocking out like a pro lead and pro bass player. And our Fortnite Crew May subscription will have you feeling like a total boss with the Saeko skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and survive the horde in style – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Creepers and Cake: A Minecraft Adventure

10/10 episode, Adventure, Anime, autism, Cake, comedy, Cooking, CREEPERS, dungeon meshi, Dungeons, Elven race, episode 21, FANTASY, Food, INTERESTING, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Rating, RPG, SEIYUUS, Tolkien

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Buildings Constructed:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a variety of elven races with Seiyuus so epic that even Tolkien himself would be shooketh! Our plot twists are so wild, they’ll have you questioning reality itself. And don’t even get us started on the high levels of autism – it’s like a superpower here! So come join us for an epic adventure that will have you saying, “Can we all agree that it was a 10/10 episode?” – because this server is where the real fun begins!

SphericalMC: Where cubes are so last season! Apply for your VIP circle membership now!

Adventure, apply, Biomes, circle, Clockwork, Community, Create, cubes, Difficulty, Discord, enchanted realms, Magic, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, RAM, restart, Season, Server, SphericalMC, Technology, ticket, Uptime, Vip, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

🔥 Sphere MC Minecraft Server Overview 🌎

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	Sphere the Modpack
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum ❗

What Sets Sphere MC Apart?

Sphere MC offers a modded Minecraft experience with a unique blend of mods focused on gameplay and performance. Dive into a world filled with magic, technology, and exploration!

Join Us!

Looking to join our server? Visit https://discord.gg/spheremc to get started!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, we have a whitelist for our community to ensure a friendly and engaging environment.
What is the modpack inspired by?	The modpack was inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but has been trimmed down for better gameplay and performance.
What type of experience can I expect on Sphere MC?	Players can enjoy an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, technology, and a focus on accessibility and engagement.
What is the server’s uptime guarantee?	Sphere MC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts for a seamless experience.

Crafting with Pornhub

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

2015 agreement, agency.., campaign finance violations, Corruption, criminal charges, David Pecker, Edition, election influence, evidence presentation, hush money payment, Karen McDougal, legal case, Michael Cohen, Minecraft, October 2016, payment, political scandal, Prison, Protection, recorded conversation, secret service protection, STORMY DANIELS, trial evidence, trump

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	6634

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Frankness Network Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, custom enchantments, Donations, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, Exploration, Frankness Network, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, Limited lives system, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Dupe, Pirate, Private in blocks, PvP, Russian, Sandbox, Sharpening objects, Survival, Terraria, Unique, Unique Lifesteal mode, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Unique Lifesteal mode!

? This is a completely new anarchy that you have never seen before!

⚖️ Limited lives system!

⚔️ Private in blocks!

⚒️ Sharpening objects, like in terraria!

? Custom enchantments!

☄️And much more awaits you on Frankness Network! We are waiting for you!

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Vanilla Survival: Where chaos and crossplay collide! No crystals, just PvP madness!

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Builds, Chaos, collide, Conquer, crossplay, crystals, east, Economy, Explore, Geyser, hacked clients, java, madness, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Swords, tnt duplication, Trading, Usa, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	2917
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Q: Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, we do not allow hacked clients on the server.

Q: Can I use crystal PvP on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee-based combat.

Q: Are there economy plugins on the server?

A: No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.