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ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke

Choke, ChokeCraft, cold-hearted, control, DOMINANCE, Domination, emotional manipulation, emotional spirit, england, Japan, Manipulation, power, power dynamics, prussia, psychological warfare, relationships, russia, smp, strength, Submission, Toxicity, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7401	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to dominate like England, Prussia, Japan, and Russia did in history! We promise that every time you choke in PvP, a bit of your emotional spirit will die, just like in real life. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense PvP tournaments that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come join us and show off your cold-hearted dominance in the most ridiculous way possible!

DonorCraft Minecraft Server

conscious decision, Decision making, DonorCraft, elective surgery, ethical considerations, family love, Family Values, fragile body, full life, healthcare decisions, life-saving gift, medical procedures, Minecraft, moral beliefs, organ donation, organ transplant, personal choice, registered organ donor, religious beliefs, Selfishness, Selflessness, Server, spirituality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate spiritual journey! Just like my mum, who is all about being in touch with her spiritual side, our server will have you feeling connected to the virtual world like never before.

Become an organ donor in-game and watch as your character selflessly gives their organs to others in need. Who knew Minecraft could teach you such valuable life lessons?

But be warned, not everyone will agree with your decision to donate your virtual organs. Just like my mum, there may be some players who think it’s selfish of you to make such a big decision on your own. Will you stand up for what you believe in, or will you let the haters get to you?

Join our server now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and virtual organ donation. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the importance of giving back, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LightOnWhileHeWorks

anxiety, apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, electricity usage, fear of the dark, LightOnWhileHeWorks, Night light, Night shift, Permission, relationship, Safety, SECURITY, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, Therapy, traumatic event, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7167
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lighting up your world! Just like this player’s fear of the dark, we know that sometimes you need a little extra brightness to feel safe and secure.

Join us on our server and never worry about being called a “careless child” for using electricity to keep the monsters away. We encourage all players to light up their builds, no matter how outrageous the reason may be!

And don’t worry about permission to use the electricity, on our server, everyone has a say in how the light shines bright. So come on over and let your creativity shine, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the dark is running out of torches!

FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Animals Bred:	197
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

CraftyNostalgia

Adventure, bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood friends, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, creativity, Exploring, family bonding, favorite toys, freedom, Fun activities, growing up, happy moments, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, School days, simpler times

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

abroad, blocks, Brace, Caution, Citizens, diplomatic relations, emergency preparedness, foreign affairs, global threat, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, national security, overseas threats, Precaution, Safety, Safety Measures, SECURITY, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, Terrorism, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	4639	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

MineralLensCraft

advancement, art, cameras, Capture, creativity, Development, Earth, Equipment, History, humans, Impressive.., innovation, MineralLensCraft, MINERALS, perspective, photography, point in time, realization, skill, Technology, Visual

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

KaraokeBlushCraft

blushing, Body Temperature, brain activity, cheek temperature, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, karaoke performances, KaraokeBlushCraft, mri, neural imaging, Neural substrates, neuroscience, physiological response, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-consciousness, self-monitoring, self-observation, self-perception, social psychology, Volunteers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

consequences, coping mechanisms, depression, disadvantages, emotional pain, life choices, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, RespawnRUs, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!