34. HODL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	778	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3082
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Tax Credit Craft: Affordable Housing Edition

2021, affordable, American Rescue Plan, Child Tax Credit, Craft, Credit, difficulties affording rent, economic impact, Edition, family stability, financial relief, government assistance, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, improved housing, low-income families, Mortgages, pandemic relief, past-due rent, potential moves, poverty reduction, president biden, rental assistance, social welfare, Tax

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
New Chunks Explored:	762434	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more surprises than a clown car at a circus!

thanks to the magical powers of our server, you can now pay your rent and mortgage with virtual diamonds and emeralds! no more stressing about money, just mine and build your way to financial freedom!

we have so much fun that even the creepers are dancing! come join us and never worry about moving again because you can afford to stay in your virtual house forever! it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and start living your best blocky life! who needs the real world when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? let’s gooooooo!

ATM9 To The Moon – Where T-Money’s Minecraft Dreams Take Off

amazing creations, Atm9, Discord, dreams, hardware upgrade, java, mcstatus, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Moon, Participation, Server Status, system implementation, TMoneys, Uptime

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	9618
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
Server Address	atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What modpack is the server running?	All The Mods 9 To The Sky
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server address: atm9tts.tmoneymc.net
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes! Join our Discord server here
Is there lag on the server?	We are constantly working to ensure minimal lag for the best possible experience for our members
How can I check the server status?	You can check the server status here

Keiji’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

battle scenes, chapter 37, Character development, Hana no Keiji, historical fiction, Japanese culture, japanese history, japanese manga, Keijis, Let’s Translate, long tail tags, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, manga translation, Minecraft, PIXEL, Playground, Samurai, Server, translation, Warlords

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can trade with talking chickens who have a knack for finding the rarest items. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Cluckington and he’ll hook you up.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with. Join our server and you might just become besties with a giant, fire-breathing lizard.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

Ben Stiller, blocks, blue steel, comedy, Derek Zoolander, Fashion (Industry), fashion satire, fashion trends, iconic characters, Magnum, Male, male beauty, male beauty standards, male fashion, male fashion icons, male modeling, male modeling industry, Male models, male stereotypes, meets, Minecraft, Modeling Industry, modelling, satire, Server, Zoolander movie, Zoolanders

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Animals Bred:	197

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

FosterFamCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, blended family, caregiving responsibilities, communication challenges, coping mechanisms, depression, difficult conversations, emotional attachment, family dynamics, foster care, foster children, FosterFamCraft, fostering relationships, honesty vs. cruelty, legal guardianship, mental health, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Preferential treatment, Server, special needs, support system

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Towns Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the OP in this post.

Looking for a server where you can navigate complex family dynamics while also building epic structures? Look no further! We have players with unique backgrounds and stories, just like the OP who has a part-time foster kid, a girlfriend, and now two unexpected nieces to take care of.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can debate whether it’s okay to prioritize one child over another and navigate the complexities of relationships. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on in and join the fun, because you never know what crazy situation will pop up next!