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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7857 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣
