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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

akin articles, akin content, akin material, akin posts, akin reads, akin topics, alike articles, analogous articles, BlockyBanterBoss, comparable posts, CraftyCraicMaster, Minecraft, more like this, recommended reads, related articles, related content, resembling content, similar content, similar topics, smp, suggested posts

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	7895	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

abscessed tooth nightmare, broken tooth disaster, chipped tooth disaster, cracked tooth agony, dental emergency, dental horror, dental mishap, dental nightmare, dental phobia, fear of dentist, knocked out tooth tragedy, lost filling catastrophe, Minecraft, painful tooth experience, root canal nightmare, smp, tooth extraction horror, tooth infection agony, toothache nightmare, ToothlessTales, traumatic dental experience, wisdom tooth pain, worst tooth story

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Votes:	338
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	6486
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7197
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9894
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	753	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

Make Craft Mine

Economy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Make Craft Mine is a simple economy server, with all the things you would want. Claims, McMMO, Jobs, Resource World, Quests, Battle Pass, Custom Enchants, /sell hand, auction house, head database, and keys. Introducing a new feature called Hardmode, whereby you can make the hustle harder for bragging rights.

play.makecraftmine.com

Firewall Smp

Biomes, Cross-Play, Firewall SMP, java, LifeSteal, pocket edition, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	80
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Hey Players.. Its our new starting of FIREWALL SMP season 2. WE Hope You Will Enjoy It

It Have Both Java + Pocket Edition LIfesteal + Survival Many Biomes

Firewall.eupla.com:25463