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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	120

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3312
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Votes:	4265
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4881
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Farms Harvested:	702	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	465
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	803354	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3460	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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