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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

EternalEnergyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your sleep-deprived prayers! Join us and discover the secret to never getting tired again – it’s all in the pixels, baby!

Our server is filled with magical potions that will keep you energized 24/7. We’ve got a team of Minecraft scientists working around the clock to create the ultimate energy drink that will have you mining and crafting like a madman without ever needing to sleep.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted beds that will give you the most restful sleep of your life in just 5 minutes. Say goodbye to those pesky mobs interrupting your beauty rest – our beds come equipped with anti-zombie and skeleton shields!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and unlock the mysteries of eternal energy. Who needs sleep when you’ve got unlimited power-ups and enchanted sleep chambers at your disposal? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and never feel tired again!

BlockheadHaters

10. Ignorant, 11. Entitled, 12. Hypocritical, 13. Inconsiderate, 14. Intolerant, 15. Judgmental, 16. Lazy, 17. Manipulative, 18. Narcissistic, 19. Obnoxious, 2. People, 20. Untrustworthy, 3. Personality, 4. Traits, 5. Dislike, 6. Annoying, 7. Arrogant, 8. Selfish, 9. Rude, BlockheadHaters, despise

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	629	Star Shards Collected:	183
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

allergic rhinitis, Allergies, AllergyFree, asthma, autumn birth, birth month, birth season, childhood health, environmental factors, epidemiology, finland, health outcomes, health study, immune system, Medical research, respiratory conditions, risk factors, seasonal allergies, seasonal effects, SeasonCraft, summer birth, winter birth, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1388
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	62738
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳

we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧

so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

OrionCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to grief your base! Join us now on 1.21.X!

1.21.X, adult owned server, base, Community, CREEPERS, custom enchantments, Dynamic economy, Economy, Grief, Join, Lazy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, OrionCraft, Player Shops, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, spawn shops, Staff, Survival, toxic behavior, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

IP	play.orioncraft.org
Website	www.orioncraft.org
Discord	discord

Introduction

We’re a small server who first started out in late 2021.

Who are we and who do we want?

We’re looking for fun, dedicated Minecraft players. Our server is owned and operated by adults, but all ages are welcome. As a general rule of thumb, all players should behave in a way that does not negatively represent our community or ruin the game experience for other players. Actively targeting weak/new players or deliberately provoking people with trash talk or other toxic actions are not respectful behaviors and are not tolerated.

Our staff fully consists of people above 16 years old. All of the staff have had staff positions and done staff work since the beginning.

More Information

Version 1.19
Semi vanilla survival
MCMMO
Dynamic Economy (prices change based on supply and demand)

More Features

900+ quests to complete from
Treasure hunt in spawn
Custom enchantments
Tons of custom enchants
Spawn shops
Player shops
More coming soon

Rules

Can be found in our forums or discord.

How to join?

IP: play.orioncraft.org

Website: www.orioncraft.org

Discord: discord

Loid’s Delusional Minecraft Server

backstory, BETRAYAL, Character development, cover story, Deception, Decision making, Delusional, Espionage, Lies, Loid, loids, Manipulation, Minecraft, motivation, Mystery, Prostitute, psychological thriller, secret identity, Server, Spy, Trust, Truth, undercover, yor

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even pretending to be a former prostitute for fun! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can create your own crazy stories just like Yor and Loid.

Imagine the chaos of a world where your character’s backstory includes a stint as a professional lady of the night. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with that kind of reputation? Maybe you’ll start a brothel in the virtual world or become the most sought-after player in the server. The possibilities are endless!

So why did Yor decide to keep up the charade? Maybe she just wanted to spice up her Minecraft experience or maybe she’s just a master of deception. Either way, you’ll never know what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, BELIEF, conjecture, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeper420, Hypothesis, idea.., Insight, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, pondering, Reflection, rumination, smp, speculation, theory, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the villagers have taken up breakdancing as their new profession.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!

EngageCraft: AITA Party Foul?

aita, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Event, Foul, Friend, friendship, Jealousy, Misunderstand, Party, Planning, Proposal, special day, Timing, trip, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with proposals, engagement parties, and wedding drama!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions. Will you propose to your virtual girlfriend in the next few weeks, only to find out not everyone is on board with your love story? Will you accidentally plan your engagement party on the same day as your friend’s, causing a rift in your virtual friendships? And don’t even get me started on the wedding dates drama – who knew pixels could hold so much tension?

But fear not, because on our server, every day is a soap opera waiting to happen. Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your virtual relationships and your sanity. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyRedditor

Boredom, Communication, Community, Connecting, CraftyRedditor, digital age, discussion forum, Entertainment, Interaction, internet, memes, networking, News, Online Community, online platform, procrastination, reddit, sharing, social media, Technology, User-generated content

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7003	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs a boring old wooden house anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (just be careful not to accidentally drop it in a pool of lava).

So why are you still on reddit? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

IceCaveDisasterMC Server

Arctic, cave exploration, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme tourism, geological hazard, glacier, hazardous conditions, Ice cave collapse, ice formation, IceCaveDisasterMC, Iceland, missing, natural disaster, rescue operation, risk assessment, safety precautions, search and rescue, Server, Tourist, Tragedy, travel accident

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6461
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!

AirspaceWarsMC

air defense identification zone, AirspaceWarsMC, chinese military, Defense, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, military aggression, military conflict, military incursion, national defense, political conflict, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial airspace, territorial dispute, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.