30yo Minecraft Servers

30yo

  • CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

    CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

    But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

    VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PainCraft: Ouch Edition

    PainCraft: Ouch Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – our server also offers the most unique and challenging quests that will test your skills to the limit. From rescuing a village of talking cows from an evil witch to building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, the possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HamasHavocCraft

    HamasHavocCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!

    and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!

    so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlienCraft: UFO Unknowns

    AlienCraft: UFO Unknowns

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a UFO swoops down and abducts you! But don’t worry, they just wanna show you their sick base on Mars. And guess what? You can build your own base there too!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick ’em to the moon! Plus, our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for top secret missions to save the world from evil mobs.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HEARTS SMP 1.21: Where love and violence go hand in hand

    HEARTS SMP 1.21: Where love and violence go hand in hand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hearts SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Description
    Latest Version Always updated to the latest version of Minecraft
    24/7 Availability Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
    PVP Enabled Engage in player versus player combat
    Active Community Join a thriving community of players on Hearts SMP
    World Reset Fresh world to explore and gear up quickly

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Hearts SMP server?

    To join Hearts SMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided by the server administrators.

    2. Is there a Discord server for Hearts SMP?

    Yes, Hearts SMP has an active Discord community. You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/KGypDm8epA

    3. Can I engage in PVP combat on Hearts SMP?

    Yes, PVP is enabled on Hearts SMP, allowing players to engage in combat with each other.

    4. How often does the world on Hearts SMP reset?

    The world on Hearts SMP is reset periodically to provide players with a fresh experience and the opportunity to gear up quickly.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PyonCraft Server

    PyonCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dragon deez nuts edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who is passionate about animals and champyons!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory

    Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP

    HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!

    MarryCraft SMP: Love Test!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to commit to someone for life? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have to prove your love by building them the most epic pixel art proposal ever seen! From heart-shaped islands to diamond ring statues, show your dedication in the most blocky way possible.

    But be warned, if your proposal isn’t up to par, you may find yourself single and looking for love again in the vast world of Minecraft. So join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to tie the knot in the most creative way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StunCraft: Newbie Impressions

    StunCraft: Newbie Impressions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Whisperer. Rumor has it that this player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon tamer yourself? Then join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP