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CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

10k, 30yo, boomer memes, CraftyNeet, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, generation gap, internet culture, Meme culture, meme generation, meme humor, millennial, Minecraft, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal finance, save up, savings, Server, unemployment, young adult, younger than 25

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

30, 30yo, adult virginity, chronic masturbators, Gamers, late bloomer, Minecraft, personal choices, rule, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual confidence, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual identity, Sexual intimacy, sexual maturity, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, societal pressure, Virgin, VirginCraft, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

CraftBuzz

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Votes:	7479	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ores Mined:	8743
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to CraftBuzz – a thriving community for Minecraft adventurers! Explore a dynamically generated world, brimming with stunning landscapes and hidden secrets. With a robust and well-managed economy, you’ll be able to build your own empire and turn your dreams into reality. Engage in daily events that challenge your skills and bring you closer to fellow players in the community. Join us for an authentic survival experience in the Minecraft universe!

survival.craftbuzz.fun

Scrios SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	885234
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

scrios.mczhost.fun:7009

LEMONcube

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9801
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

we have tried to accomodate to both pve and pvp players by introducing land-claiming with only pve, along with the wild, with both pvp and much stronger monsters. the server is constantly being updated, so you always have something fresh to come back to.

our goal as a server is not only to create the most enjoyable experience for our players, but also create an incredibly welcoming and friendly community, for our players to find friends they are comfortable with knowing.

still not interested? give us a chance! here on lemon³, we try our best to make sure our players’ needs are catered to. if you believe we are missing something crucial to a fun experience, we can take a look and figure out a compromise. feel free to stop by 🙂

ip: play.lemoncube.net discord: discord.gg/XrcyWbK

play.lemoncube.net

Desire Mc

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	4506	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to DesireMc, your ultimate Minecraft haven! Immerse yourself in a world where fairness prevails. Our server features a unique lifesteal system, adding an exhilarating twist to gameplay without pay-to-win mechanics. Say goodbye to hackers as we maintain a strict 0% tolerance policy. Experience unrivaled performance with seamless gameplay and no lag. Our passionate staff team is dedicated to providing full support, ensuring your journey is smooth and enjoyable. Join DesireMc today for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where your desires meet limitless possibilities in a thriving community!

play.desiremc.fun:19132

Clash of Coin

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8501	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

We just launched (Feb 16th, 2024), come join us! play.clashofcoin.net – https://clashofcoin.net

Clash of Coin is a competitive Minecraft survival server where your goal is to climb the seasonal economy leaderboard. Each season the top players will receive cash prizes and vouchers! We also have player shops, daily deliveries and more custom plugins. Come join our friendly but competitive community at play.clashofcoin.net!

play.clashofcoin.net

SKLYARE Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

We are a network compatible with Java edition and Bedrock edition that currently has survival custom and semi-vanilla modes, perfect for playing with your friends and with many additions.

In our survival custom there are additions such as Slimefun, clans, rankups with rewards such as more homes, dungeons by levels, koths and clans with optional pvp, economy and more things.

Visit our semi-vanilla if you are looking for a focus on the base or vanilla game since there are normal recognizable additions to survival custom such as koths, economy, dynamic store, clans, better balance in pvp and more things.

Join us we are waiting for you! Visit our https://www.tiktok.com/@sklyare_ to take a closer look at the server.

199.91.65.34:50545

Paradis

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Items Found:	8238
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Play Minecraft Survival in a new way with various challenges, explore a unique world and gain special abilities!

mc.paradis.vip:25720

Soul Blade Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crops Grown:	2508	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Welcome to Soul Blade Smp!

We are a brand new server launched in 2024. Come join!

(Soul Blade is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: SoulBlade.uk.to:27016 ◆ Bedrock Ip: SoulBlade.uk.to Port : 27016

SoulBlade.uk.to:27012

f68s Survival

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4192
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

f68’s survival is a semi-anarchy survival server. PvP and raiding are allowed with a unique shop and currency system.

The IP to connect to f68’s survival is f68survival.com The server is currently on 1.20.4

f68survival.com

DiscoverCraftSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to DiscoverCraftSMP!

MAP START: February 24th, 2024

JAVA & BEDROCK COMPATIBLE!

Versions: 1.8.x | 1.18.x – 1.20.x

Plugins (not all listed) : MCMMO, Economy, Quests, AuctionHouse, Citizens, Leaderboards

MAP START: February 24th, 2024 Will NOT be wiped!

Join our Discord to start the fun today! https://discord.gg/8SxRrGRpyt

37.10.122.229