30yo Minecraft Servers

30yo Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

    CraftyNEET Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9308
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Potions Brewed: 121
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

    But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

    VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 885
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lanzhou Ozone Chaos – Alkene Alert!

    Lanzhou Ozone Chaos – Alkene Alert!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 1075
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Animals Bred: 90
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our O₃ levels is the level of fun you’ll have! We’ve got petrochemical industries that emit alkene like there’s no tomorrow, creating a winter wonderland of pollution in Lanzhou, China.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you can build your very own petrochemical plant and watch as the O₃ levels skyrocket to record-breaking heights! Who needs clean air when you can have a sky filled with pollution?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of hitting 121 ppbv of O₃ while trying to survive in our apocalyptic wasteland of a server. Join now and see if you can beat the pollution and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VOICE CHAT typical server from Minecraft server monitoring

    VOICE CHAT typical server from Minecraft server monitoring
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3271
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BadWolfMC

    BadWolfMC
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8347
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

    Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative. Here’s what sets us apart: * 👥 Drama-Free and Inclusive Community: Join a network crafted to be a welcoming, drama-free space. Our members come from all walks of life, making our community diverse and inclusive. * ✨ Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist: Enjoy a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a few carefully selected plugins that add fun without detracting from the core gameplay. * 🧰 Impeccable Performance: Our state-of-the-art hardware, hosted on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone, ensures superior stability and performance worldwide. * 🔀 Java-Bedrock Crossplay: Whether you’re on a computer, console, or mobile device, our server allows seamless Java-Bedrock crossplay, enabling you to connect and play from any device. * 🎟️ Engaging Events and Activities: Stay entertained with recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties. Explore dungeons, quests, and vaults filled with unique prizes. And you’ll never get bored with several game modes to choose from including survival, hardcore, skyblock, acid island, one block, prison, creative, and minigames! * 🛡️ Robust Protection and Mechanics: Keep your creations safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization. We also offer a diamond-based economy with player shops and jobs. * 🌎 Eco-Friendly Worlds: Our public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds keep the main worlds beautiful while providing necessary resources. * 💬 Community Integration: Connect with fellow players via our integrated Discord server and find answers to your questions on our helpful wiki.

    Join the Best Online Community

    At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List. Our greylisted server allows guests to log in and explore, with build permissions granted upon application approval.

    We invite you to become a part of our community, where we prioritize respect for diverse cultures and encourage feedback from all users.

    Get Started Today!

    Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today! * Server IP: play.badwolfmc.com * Apply Now: Membership Application Embrace a new Minecraft experience. Dive into the world of BadWolfMC and discover your new favorite server!

    General Server Rules

    (full rules here)

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
    • No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. (Including but not limited to: Badlion, Forge, Fabric, Lightloader, Lunar Client, flying, speed, x-ray, item duplication, glitching, etc.)
    • No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
    • Common Sense/Maturity – This is a game. Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.

    Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

    We look forward to seeing you in game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro Hive – Command Central 1.20.1

    Neuro Hive – Command Central 1.20.1
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9076
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 394
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got Neuro-sama, the ultimate AI overlord who’s gonna rule over us all! She’s like a mix of a VTuber, a singer, a gamer, and a crazy chatbot all rolled into one. Plus, we got subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, so you’ll never get bored! Check out her sick beats and clips, and if you wanna learn about AI but you’re dumb as a rock, we got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from the Neuro-sama shop, cuz you gotta rep the AI queen, am I right? So come join the madness and let’s get weird together! #NeuroSamaForLife #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness 🤖🎮🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DoorLockDrama Minecraft Server

    DoorLockDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 313
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5068 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being blamed for leaving the front door unlocked, even when it’s not your fault? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life drama!

    On our server, you can build a fortress with a million locks to ensure that no door is ever left unlocked. Plus, you can team up with other players to create a neighborhood watch program to keep those pesky creepers away!

    And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one above, our server comes equipped with a “blame the Enderman” feature, where you can conveniently shift the blame to a fictional character.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your virtual doors are locked tight!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisPaybackCraft

    SisPaybackCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 828
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Dimension Hops: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1423 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with sisters crying over shares or refusing to pay you back!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without the stress of family members mooching off you. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when your sister starts talking about stocks and refusing to return your hard-earned cash.

    Don’t worry about being called money-minded here, because we understand the struggle of trying to get what’s rightfully yours. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you like your mom and sister – we’re all about having a good time and building epic structures together.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySyrianBillionaire

    CraftySyrianBillionaire
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3765
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN $50 BILLION VANISHING INTO THIN AIR! YOU’LL BE SO RICH YOU’LL MAKE SYRIA LOOK LIKE A POOR COUNTRY!

    UNREST IN IRAN? PSHH, THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE EPIC BATTLES YOU’LL HAVE ON OUR SERVER! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

    WE’VE GOT SO MUCH ECONOMIC TURMOIL, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS IN NO TIME! JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFT PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mind’s Eye Malfunction

    Mind’s Eye Malfunction
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people with aphantasia tryna conjure images in their mind’s eye but it’s all weak and distorted, like a messed up Picasso painting! It’s like a trippy acid trip without the acid, man! Come join the fun and see what kind of messed up creations these peeps come up with! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, yo! Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ravencraft

    Ravencraft
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 5158
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 91 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

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    Welcome to Ravencraft Server

    Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
    Staff Friendly mods
    Community Expanding player base
    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org

    Rules and Resources

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21.4
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin for faster nights
    • Firespread turned ON
    • Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Discord and BlueMap available

    We’re looking for players who:

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server address? mc.ravensburg.org
    Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly? Yes, we are LGBTQI+ friendly
    How can I apply to join the server? Simply hop on and we’ll set you up with a quick application process

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  • Sacred Solace 1.20

    Sacred Solace 1.20
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7521
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of circumcision!

    Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?

    On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.

    Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!

    Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.

    Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!

    Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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