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YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8788	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	7443
Players Killed by Monsters:	8340	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8412
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Trannies in the City

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Emeralds Found:	8315

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Crops Grown:	9053
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	679
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1666
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2529
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Buildings Constructed:	23	Votes:	9961

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	6830
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!