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Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	7262	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Animals Bred:	118	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2243
Magic Items Found:	6865	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5275
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchantments Applied:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2669
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ores Mined:	3607

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!